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havinhoops) wrote2009-06-30 01:34 pm
havinhoops) wrote2009-06-30 01:34 pm
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Writer's Block: Comic Instinct
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Most humans don' 'ave a sense o' humour, let alone animals.
Mind you, some o' 'em are vicious little buggers, like when they decide t' cough up hairballs on your chair or destroy a stack of reports. An' don' even get me started on th' sheddin'. 's like th' bloody creature rolls around on my coat when I'm not lookin'. Black isn't 'alf as imposing when you've got it covered in soddin' cat 'air.
An' then there's that whole rollin' over on 'er back an' lookin' like she wants you t' pet 'er stomach, an' then she claws the fuck out o' your 'and when you try t' do it. Like I said, vicious little bugger.
Most humans don' 'ave a sense o' humour, let alone animals.
Mind you, some o' 'em are vicious little buggers, like when they decide t' cough up hairballs on your chair or destroy a stack of reports. An' don' even get me started on th' sheddin'. 's like th' bloody creature rolls around on my coat when I'm not lookin'. Black isn't 'alf as imposing when you've got it covered in soddin' cat 'air.
An' then there's that whole rollin' over on 'er back an' lookin' like she wants you t' pet 'er stomach, an' then she claws the fuck out o' your 'and when you try t' do it. Like I said, vicious little bugger.
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'Specially not after th' cat puked on my boots.
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